1. For everyone else...

  2. Yep, but we kicked your ass, and there's nothing you can do about it. No need to get all butthurt.
  3. I'm going to go shoot some guns, go to church, and go to a republican convention just because I know it will piss you off. Might even burn some European flags, if I have the time.
  4. Do yourself a serious favour, Aaron, and go and get yourself laid. You could clearly use it.
  5. I'm an asexual being. I consider myself above that shit. You going to show bias against those who practice asexuality?
  6. "...above that shit." No, I'm not going to show bias against the asexual, but, really? "...above that shit"? Man alive.
  7. My life has been much better, since I stopped caring about my love life.
  8. Hell, whatever gets you through, I suppose.

  9. If we were allowed signatures, this may very well be mine.

    JohnTheDude and Bobplaysthedrums are unequivocally my favorite forum members, but this is too funny
  10. I remember Bob. What a man.
  11. Bob, I've had some beer lately.