1. Typo alert.

    "Really, I think of it in terms of rock climbind. He's the guy at the bottom of the hill at the end of the rope. So if something really terrible happens, youre not gonna plummet to your death." - Edge on his relationship with Dallas Schoo, U2's guitar tech.
  2. Fixed


  3. Humor. Based on an off-hand remark by an old girlfriend of mine.
  4. If your girlfriend doesn't post on here then we don't know her meaning we can't judge the intended humour


  5. Old girlfriend. The relationship never really went anywhere.