Michael Jackson phoned me up once.
It was about three years ago.
What did he say to me?
''Hya, It's Michael Jackson.
Will you spend the night with me?''
I told him I was very sorry but I was washing my hair...
and to be honest, my heart was promised to Bono.
Then I heard a sound, like a button being pressed on a tape recorder and Michael Jacksons voice began singing :- ''You're just another part of me....
I thanked him for phoning, and told him it was an honour, but I had to go now, as I had a lot to do.
Then he started playing Billie-Jean.
So there you go....!
I'm still a bit mystified about the whole incident, to tell you the truth.
My son reckons, someone, like, Scott Mills from Radio 1 was winding me up.
And will I ever know???l
Now,. I'm just waiting, to get a call from Bono.
There's No line on the horizon yet.
But I know he'll phone me when he's ready too.
I wish to God that he'd make it soon though, as I'm not getting any younger, and I want to be in my prime when he does.