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This topic was started on 2007-11-23 01:46 pm.
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gmc
Party Girl



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Location: Wirral,UK.
posted by gmc (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:09 pm quote

Originally posted by djrlewis:
A man stooped to pick a buttercup.

Why people leave buttocks lying around is beyond me.


LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!

djrlewis
Mirrorball Man



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Location: Van Diemens Land // Actual Status: Contemplative....// Song of the Moment: Lemon (Live Sydney)
posted by djrlewis (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:10 pm quote

Originally posted by gmc:
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LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!




PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered

gmc
Party Girl



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Location: Wirral,UK.
posted by gmc (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:12 pm quote

Originally posted by djrlewis:
[..]



PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered


Laugh My F*%king Ass Off

djrlewis
Mirrorball Man



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posted by djrlewis (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:28 pm quote

Originally posted by gmc:
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Laugh My F*%king Ass Off


Excellent! Ta muchly.

djrlewis
Mirrorball Man



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Location: Van Diemens Land // Actual Status: Contemplative....// Song of the Moment: Lemon (Live Sydney)
posted by djrlewis (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:35 pm quote

Vet type joke alert:-

(No offence to any Irish intended)

" Paddy was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had Bluetongue. He said 'be Jesus, I didn't even know they had mobile phones' "

djrlewis
Mirrorball Man



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Location: Van Diemens Land // Actual Status: Contemplative....// Song of the Moment: Lemon (Live Sydney)
posted by djrlewis (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:37 pm quote

Slightly old Rugby World Cup joke:-

" A man was found drowned in the river. He was wearing an All Black shirt, stockings, suspenders and full make-up. The police removed his shirt to avoid any embarrassment "

( * full apologies to Tui etc * )

Elisa
Babyface



Posts: 82
Location: The Netherlands
posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:39 pm quote

What is he thinking....



No, i'm telling you, frosted flakes are much better. How can you tell me which cereal- *sigh* I can't believe we're having this conversation.

Elisa
Babyface



Posts: 82
Location: The Netherlands
posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:50 pm quote

What is he thinking:



Dear Karen, go home and stop fellowing me every where i go , cincerly yours...."

Elisa
Babyface



Posts: 82
Location: The Netherlands
posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:53 pm quote

What is he thinking:



I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.

djrlewis
Mirrorball Man



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posted by djrlewis (Member) on 2007-11-30 01:08 pm quote

Originally posted by Elisa:
What is he thinking:

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I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.


LOL!

Elisa
Babyface



Posts: 82
Location: The Netherlands
posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 02:08 pm quote

What is he thinking:



So you are saying that beef jerkey is better than playing guitar??

Elisa
Babyface



Posts: 82
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posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 02:11 pm quote

What is he thinking



Bono: Do you see the size of the jugs on the girl overthere??

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