Language: English  Help: FAQ and info    
Welcome to U2start.com!
Create a free account here or log in here.
 forum info
 statistics
 bookmarks
 subscriptions
 mark all forums read
 search in forums
 active forum topics
 topics you posted in

General Humour Topic

This topic was started on 2007-11-23 01:46 pm.
There are 419 messages contributed to this topic.
    Return to the topics list
  Open a new topic in this forum
  Post a reply to this topic


  Report this topic to a crew member
     Forums » Your Blue Room
«  previous   2  3  4  5  6    next  »
Open new topic   |   Post a reply    
posted by gmc (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:09 pm quote

Originally posted by djrlewis:
A man stooped to pick a buttercup.

Why people leave buttocks lying around is beyond me.


LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!

posted by djrlewis (Crew member) on 2007-11-30 12:10 pm quote

Originally posted by gmc:
[..]

LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!




PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered

posted by gmc (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:12 pm quote

Originally posted by djrlewis:
[..]



PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered


Laugh My F*%king Ass Off

posted by djrlewis (Crew member) on 2007-11-30 12:28 pm quote

Originally posted by gmc:
[..]

Laugh My F*%king Ass Off


Excellent! Ta muchly.

posted by djrlewis (Crew member) on 2007-11-30 12:35 pm quote

Vet type joke alert:-

(No offence to any Irish intended)

" Paddy was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had Bluetongue. He said 'be Jesus, I didn't even know they had mobile phones' "

posted by djrlewis (Crew member) on 2007-11-30 12:37 pm quote

Slightly old Rugby World Cup joke:-

" A man was found drowned in the river. He was wearing an All Black shirt, stockings, suspenders and full make-up. The police removed his shirt to avoid any embarrassment "

( * full apologies to Tui etc * )

posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:39 pm quote

What is he thinking....



No, i'm telling you, frosted flakes are much better. How can you tell me which cereal- *sigh* I can't believe we're having this conversation.

posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:50 pm quote

What is he thinking:



Dear Karen, go home and stop fellowing me every where i go , cincerly yours...."

posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 12:53 pm quote

What is he thinking:



I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.

posted by djrlewis (Crew member) on 2007-11-30 01:08 pm quote

Originally posted by Elisa:
What is he thinking:

[image]

I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.


LOL!

posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 02:08 pm quote

What is he thinking:



So you are saying that beef jerkey is better than playing guitar??

posted by Elisa (Member) on 2007-11-30 02:11 pm quote

What is he thinking



Bono: Do you see the size of the jugs on the girl overthere??

     Forums » Your Blue Room
«  previous   2  3  4  5  6    next  »
Open new topic   |   Post a reply    

 


Previous
  • fan of the month
    Every month we put an U2 fan in the spotlights, the fan of this month is user haytrain. Every fan of the month has an interview with us, you can read our interview with haytrain here.
  • news headlines
    We cover the news of many international U2 websites including U2.com, the most popular headline in the last two weeks was 'U2 unconcerned about YouTube furor' from atu2.com.
  • bootleg of the month
    Every month we have a bootleg in the spotlights, the current one took place on 1997-09-23 in Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina. You can download this bootleg, read reviews or write your own review here. You can also join the discussion on this bootleg in our forums.
  • popular concerts
    According to our user reviews, 1997-09-23 - Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina is the best bootleg we have in our collection. Our users also think that 1993-08-28 - Dublin, Ireland was a great concert since it appears the most in the list of favorite concerts.
  • high resolution photos
    We have 523 high resolution U2 photos available for you, the biggest photo collection you will find. The latest photo we've added is 'Panorama stage in Rome'.
  • notable live performance
    According to user MWSAH the song Bad from the The Unforgettable Fire album was greatly performed on 1990-01-10 in Rotterdam, Netherlands.
  • did you know?
    Bono is the only person, who has been nominated for an Oscar, Grammy, Golden Globe, and a Nobel Prize.
  • popular songs
    The song Where The Streets Have No Name is requested the most at our songs pages and therefore quite popular, according to the favorite song lists of our users the song Bad is the alltime favorite song.
  • statistics
    There are currently 4,395 topics started on the forums with over 170,115 messages. More than 11,905 fans are a member of U2start. The average age of the U2start users is 28, only users who submitted their agae are included in this figure.
  • latest site news
    There is a phrase in Dutch that says 'stilstand is achteruitgang', which means something like doing nothing is going backwards. Doing nothing is not an option here at U2start, we are U2 fans, and U2 fans are people w.. (read more)
  • audio and video bootlegs
    The biggest audio and video bootleg collection are available on U2start, the latest bootleg we've added is from 2001-09-06 - New York, New York while the latest video bootleg is named Nice, France - Parc des Sports Charles Ehrmann.
  • new fan around us
    The most recent fan who registered is named mathilde, welcome to U2start mathilde! As a new user you can introduce yourself in the Welcome to U2start y'all forum.
Next


 
"We'd been told that all bands are out of it on stage and so we tried that once in about 1977. And it was such an unmitigated disaster that we vowed at that point that we'd never do it again." - The Edge, 2002, on performing under the influence
 
Make a donation © U2start.com v3.0 (2006-2008) RSS feeds
U2start is a succesfull remy.tv production from the Netherlands.U2start is not affiliated with U2, their management company, their record label or any related bodies. All content are copyright their respective owners.