a woman is playing golf. she tees off and her ball hits a man who is on the green. he immediately puts his hand to his groin and rolls around on the ground obviously in agony. the woman goes up to him and says:
''I'm a physiotherapist, i can remove your pain immediately. Please let me help you.''
the man replies: ''ok so.''
the woman moves his hands and lays them down by his side. she then takes off his trousers and gives him a slow, artful massage which lasts a few slow minutes.
she then says: ''how does that feel?''
the man replies: ''great.......................but i still think my thumb is broken!''
I didn't know where to post this (as I don't open topics for random videos, and it would be ignored in the general chat!)...so here it goes, this guy is AMAZING:
notable live performance According to user teaparty the song Fast Cars from the How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb album was greatly performed on 2005-10-08 in New York, New York.
high resolution photos We have 554 high resolution U2 photos available for you, the biggest photo collection you will find. The latest photo we've added is 'Edge showing how to play guitar'.
fan of the month Every month we put an U2 fan in the spotlights, the fan of this month is user yeah. Every fan of the month has an interview with us, you can read our interview with yeah here.
news headlines We cover the news of many international U2 websites including U2.com, the most popular headline in the last two weeks was 'U2 is not enough to close Obama's TV deal' from atu2.com.
did you know? Adam couldn't play the bass at all while U2 were rehearsing as a band for the first time, the rest of the band didn't even notice at first and blamed everything but Adam for the bad sound.
new fan around us The most recent fan who registered is named bigsyl30, welcome to U2start bigsyl30! As a new user you can introduce yourself in the Welcome to U2start y'all forum.
statistics There are currently 4,447 topics started on the forums with over 174,476 messages.
More than 12,032 fans are a member of U2start. The average age of the U2start users is 28, only users who submitted their agae are included in this figure.
bootleg of the month Every month we have a bootleg in the spotlights, the current one took place on 1984-11-05 in Edinburgh, Scotland. You can download this bootleg, read reviews or write your own review here. You can also join the discussion on this bootleg in our forums.
popular songs The song Where The Streets Have No Name is requested the most at our songs pages and therefore quite popular, according to the favorite song lists of our users the song Bad is the alltime favorite song.
latest site news There is a phrase in Dutch that says 'stilstand is achteruitgang', which means something like doing nothing is going backwards. Doing nothing is not an option here at U2start, we are U2 fans, and U2 fans are people w.. (read more)
) 
